Naveed your going down

Friday,May 16, 2008

Naveed Afzal Haq is the man who is charged with the July 2006 shooting at The Jewish Federation Center in Seattle, he is currently on trail and is pleading Insanity.

After watching some of the trial I’ve come to the conclusion that Naveed can not and is not criminally insane it’s impossible because……he’s to Heavy. Seriously people his size generally enjoy what they eat and drink; he looks like he goes for seconds, if this is the case than he cant be insane. If I were him and pleading insanity I would go hard with it. Here are some things Naveed that you should do if you want to seen believable

  1. Stop Eating
  2. Stop Drinking  (that includes your water sipping during the trial)
  3. Stop Shaving
  4. Stop paying attention
  5. When you come inside of the courtroom lie on the floor.
  6. Look around you all the time.
  7. And finally Stop Sleeping  (this will benefit you the most)

Remember Naveed it’s easier to look crazy if your thin.  Oh and Stop taking showers too.